It's called fashionably late, FUCKFACE.
3, 5, 8, 14, 16, 19, 24, 35?

3. If you were far from home and needed to sleep for the night, would you choose to rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car for free?
Sleep in my car.

5. Is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it?
Nope~ (I am peerless)

8. Do you have trust issues?
I’m quite private, but I wouldn’t say I have ~trust issues~ or anything.

14. What time did you wake up today?

16. If you could do anything right now what would it be?
Eat pizza without there no longer being pizza.

19. What’s the last song you heard?
According to my YouTube history it was the Lazytown remix feat. Lil Jon.

24. Where’s the last place you went?
Cinema to see Man Of Steel.

35. What is something you miss?
Noodle Nook.

way to ask lamest questions 2 stars


Tumblr please stop changing things around, archives are broken for me and that’s my chosen method of blog-viewing.

Skin: Do you tan easily? Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch? Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance? Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now? Tongue: What was in your last meal? Windpipe: Do you sing? Neck: Do you wear necklaces? Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong? Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it? Toes: Do you like country music?

Skin: Do you tan easily?
Uhhhhh I dunno, I don’t think I’m exposed to sunlight enough to tan.

Eyes: What is your favourite show to watch?
This is tricky because I watch a bunch of stuff. Dexter, Breaking Bad, that kinda thing. But sometimes I don’t like watching it because I get super-concerned and anxious.

Nose: What is your favourite perfume/candle fragrance?
I dunno like fruit or something???

Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Yeah maybe kinda sure. I totally wanna put my face on somebody else. *Starts applying vaseline to lips*

Tongue: What was in your last meal?
It was an orange Club biscuit and a cup of tea.

Windpipe: Do you sing?
Quite a lot! When alone. As badly as it is loud.

Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Pearl only~

Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Uh why no mention of fatherly instincts??? #mensrights I guess so. I wanna look after everybody so everyone be okay okay good. No roughhousing.

Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
I’m alright with it, yeah. I think I’m realistic about my flaws/good features, but I might be a bit biased negatively? But other times I think I’m a total cutie-pie~

Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
I have never worn heels. They don’t look comfortable.

Toes: Do you like country music?
Some, yeah. I mean no the only thing worse is rap (the c is silent) metal 4eva!!! !„,! „!„

1, 4, 9, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 17, 18, 19, 21, 22, 25, 26, 31, 34, 35, 41, 44, 46, 50, 51, 52, 54, 55, 57, 58, 59, 60, 62, 63, 64, 65.

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
Uhhhhhhhhh yeah obviously like everyone I know is a total cutiepie~~

4: Have you ever changed for someone?
I’ve changed because of people, definitely. For them…Ehh…I think. In some ways. No major shifts in personality or anything, but my opinions have certainly been altered.

9: What’s the most important part of a relationship?
~Communication~ and trust and presumably some kind of attraction.

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”?
That wouldn’t seem to bode well for the relationship but I guess? It wouldn’t be preferable.

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
I’m never sure whether this means making out or having sex with or what. Either way I’m private about this kinda thing so like unless we’re gonna engage in this particular behaviour I ain’t sayin’ nothin’.

13: What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
Putting things off until the exact right moment (this is a general thing for me, not relationship-specific). JUST GET STUFF DONE GEEZ.

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
I think the age of consent we have now is about right. Assuming if it’s with someone the same age.

Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”?
As long as it’s not exploitative. If there’s a drastic power imbalance, it’s more of a factor.

17: Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet?
Nope no way completely impossible.

What do you consider a deal breaker?
Smoking/drug-doing/excessive partying (I am a big square). Massive difference in views/opinions/beliefs. Being hella ugly. I don’t mean text post ugly, I mean daytime talk show ugly.

How do you know it’s time to end a relationship?
When you can no longer disguise your hatred towards the other person. Or when one person wants out?? When you hear the sirens approaching.

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
I think this varies between individuals, and the relationship/breakup. Some people obviously can (and seem to go off-and-on in most cases I’ve seen). It’s possible, but it takes time to adjust, which might be easier with a period of non-communication.

Do you think people should date their friends?
Who else are you gonna date? Strangers? Oh, right, yeah. Sure, why not? Might makes things kinda weird, but if you know someone and there is a mutual liking then why not?

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
Some things. Not all.

Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of?
Depends why they didn’t approve. If it was a legitimate reason, maybe?

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
Yes, it would bother me to see someone I cared about in distress with no course of action I could take to help. Being unable to help would frustrate me.

What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?
Not a fan of tattoos in the first place, but I think it’s kind of stupid. I guess it depends. If it’s a kind of “LUV U SO MUCH 2 WEEKS STRONG” thing then that’s a terrible/y hilarious idea. I could understand getting it as a sort of “whatever happens you’re been a big part of my life” thing, although any future partners might be a bit put off by it.

Could you be in a relationship without sex?
Yyyyeaaaahhh? Maybe? It’d be frustrating, presumably, and missing out on a unique bonding experience with that person, but probably doable (unlike them).

41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”?
Christmas is the perfect date, you don’t have to go outside and the weather is nice and it’s warm and you get food and presents. And it’s a nice round number. But uhhh I dunno. Watch something, eat something, share a special moment you can both look back to with a smile~ then get naked or w/e.

44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”?
Yes, in that I plan idealised situations in my head. But then there’s the whole “effort” hurdle. So I do in theory.

46: Have you ever been “friendzoned”?
No way Jose, everyone wants in on THIS *indicates smugly towards crotch*. Unbridled success.

50: If you’re single, why do you think you are?
Timing issues, rarely meeting new people, my face (it’s intimidatingly handsome). (Please compliment my face everyone.)

51: Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy?
At this age most people are poor, and we’re not getting married so Douchey ain’t payin’ no alimony. So let’s go with nice (but not Nice if that’s the choice I don’t need no man~).

52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
SEVER. Fairly decent, maybe?

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
Not particularly, but unless you had a good reason not to (like it’d be dangerous or something), it could raise some issues and the other party may feel as though you don’t appreciate them or something.

55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”?
Not to an unhealthy extent.

57: Do you think it’s silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
No. I think it’s unwise to go through with it, because there are better ways of dealing with it. But I can understand why. “Silly” is a bad word, because it’s not something frivilous. It’s a very real problem to whoever’s going through it, and they need support to get past it.

Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship?
[Pleased insert your own 50 Shades joke here about me getting fisted or whatever.] Uhhh…Neither? If I had to pick I’d probably say submissive because I generally just go with the flow, but not to the point of being coerced into things or anything like that.

Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary?
Nope I am literally flawless. Speaking of which, happy birthday. *Produces 2 tickets to [event of your choice]*

What’s your opinion on open relationships?
Not something I could do, but if it works for you then uhhh okay I guess??

62: How do you define “cheating”?
I’m gonna stick with the “romantic/sexual contact/interaction with someone other than me, without my full and informed consent” given previously.

Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
If it really bothers the other person then yeah that’s kind of a dick move (ahyuck hyuck), but I don’t think it’s an indicator of cheating or whatever.

Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated?
Never seen anyone who rates it massively, so no. HAPPY LOVE DAY, EVERYONE!

65: Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”?
YES let’s spoon. Unless you’re into the face-to-face thing whoa slow down there cowboy~. But probably only within the boundaries of a relationship otherwise hugging is my hard limit.

A quick turnaround on these questions holla to all the two people who’d read it. Also way to be anonymous. Is that you senpai~ uguu~~

A unicorn that isn’t a team player.

A menicorn.

Did the Tumblr icon just change?

'ey yo, can someone direct a homie to the Oliver Beene fandom?

New Year Quiz Thing.

1: What did you do in 2012 that you’d never done before?
I went to London for an anime convention! On a train! That’s like three things.

2: Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Uhhh maybe? I think I did. I did exercise and stuff? I don’t really remember what my resolution was. I’ll probably make some for this year.

3: Did anyone close to you give birth?

4: Did anyone close to you die?
NOT ON MY WATCH. *Crashes through wall, tackles danger*

5: What countries did you visit?
I didn’t leave the country.

6: What would you like to have in 2013 that you lacked in 2012?
Non-deadline-based motivation’d be nice. And I guess more goin’ outside for social interaction and whatnot.

7: What dates from 2012 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Anime convention, and uhhh probably just that since it’s the only one I can remember. Maybe the Olympics, but I don’t remember the date. And maybe tomorrow if I do something. Visits…OH AND FELIX JUMPING FROM SPACE THAT WAS FUCKIN’ AWESOME.

8: What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Probably the whole going-places thing.

9: What was your biggest failure?
Probably my sub-par exam performance. Obviously not too awful because I passed, but still disappointing.

10: Did you suffer illness or injury?
Nay, I am blessed with extraordinary health! I had a cold and was occasionally achey, but nothing serious.

11: What was the best thing you bought?
A picture of a grumpy-looking man that says “Tits~”. And videogames. And food.

12: Whose behaviour merited celebration?
Will, all passin’ exams and whatnot. You go, girl~

13: Whose behaviour made you appalled?
Can’t think of anybody on a personal level, so I’m gonna go with the entire American right-wing because holy shit.

14: Where did most of your money go?
Vidyagamezz~ although I didn’t really buy much.

15: What did you get really, really, really excited about?
CONVENTION WHOOO GONNA EAT FOOD AND MAKE FUN OF FAT PEOPLE IN DUMB COSTUMES AND AND AND BUY STUFF WHOOOO. And uhh I was pretty excited whenever I got to do standard things like play D&D. OH and Wrestlemania I got super-pumped for that.

16: What song will always remind you of 2012?
Nothing really reminds me of 2012. Call Me Maybe is probably the iconic song of the year?

17: Compared to this time last year, are you:
(a) happier or sadder? Happier.
(b) thinner or fatter? Thinner.
(c) richer or poorer? Richer.

18: What do you wish you’d done more of?
Basically everything. Work, TV, reading, socialising…

19: What do you wish you’d done less of?

20: How did you spend Christmas?
Same as usual, at home. Opened presents and so on. OH and I think I beat Batman. Maybe. Did I? I can’t remember.

21: Did you fall in love in 2012?
See 17(b).

22: What was your favourite TV program?
I’m gonna go with Mentalist because it’s been really good lately.

23: Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?

24: What was the best book you read?
…I don’t know if I read anything all year. I think The Hobbit is the only thing. So I guess that?

25: What was your greatest musical discovery?
Hahahahahaha, awww. Spoken word is like music so I’m gonna go with podcasts. I use my mp3 player for them, that counts.

26: What did you want and get?
Passing grades, to have fun.

27: What did you want and not get?
Some things on my Christmas list. :(

28: What was your favourite film of this year?
Brave. Unffff wanna play dat settin’.

29: What one thing made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Wanking. Or for a serious answer, probably making new friends.

30: How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2012?
The Exact Same Fucking Thing (with some minor changes).

31: What kept you sane?

32: Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Ehhh I don’t really do the celebrity thing as much as most of Tumblr.

33: What political issue stirred you the most?
The fact that Mitt Romney could have become President. He started with abusing a dog. That was his opener. And Todd Akin. It was a year of righteous indignation, I read a bunch of stuff.

34: Who did you miss?
People I used to talk to but don’t now, for various reasons. Think you can terminate this friendship WELL THINK AGAIN BUSTER YOU BURN THIS BRIDGE AND I WILL THROW A GRAPPLING HOOK ACROSS.

35: Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2012.
Banks aren’t as scary as they seem.

36: Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.


The PS Vito, only console ever based on Bam Margera’s fat uncle.