It's called fashionably late, FUCKFACE.
Hahahaha look at this monkey look at its dumb face.

Hahahaha look at this monkey look at its dumb face.

My aunt and uncle just came over with a present for us.

The present was a tree.

I’d take a picture of it but I don’t have a camera because fuck you that’s why.

DAT JPG.

DAT JPG.

EXAMS ARE OVER, DON’T NEED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE UNTIL SEPTEMBER.

Remember when Playjam had this goin’ on? Those were the days, I tell ya.

It’s not his strength or clumsiness that drives people away from Hercules, it’s just that he’s ginger.

Am I the only one who reads everything on their dash? I EVEN ENLARGE EVERY PICTURE AND PLAY ALL THE VIDEOS AND STUFF must gain precious sense of completion.

READIN’ KEYSMASHES LIKE ACTUAL WORDS I think I have a problem.

Just saw a rabbit try to sneak up on a pigeon.

First he tried to chase him off, then he was hiding behind plantpots and standing on his back legs to eat the stuff in them.

I cannot stop laughing at the sound it makes.

Somebody gif the winning animation of Solitaire and make it so all the cards are Loki’d.

C’mon guys.

C’mon.